by fukulate
THE FUKULATE MUSEUM OF FINE F-ART

Hand-drawn filth, and the games we build around it. Admission is free. So are you: nobody here is watching.

Maurice's Mad Magnet: the whole block, a man on a balcony, a magnet, regret
EXHIBIT NO. 1 · MAURICE'S MAD MAGNETMixed media: grease, magnets, poor decisions. Playable.
ENTER THE EXHIBIT ▶ HALL OF FILTH

THE STUDY WING

Every piece started in a spiral sketchbook belonging to our Director of F-ART, in pencil, on a desk, next to a keyboard that has seen things. Grab a frame and drag: his drawing on the left, what we did to it on the right.

◀ DRAG THE GOLD BAR ▶

THE PERMANENT COLLECTION

Every piece is game art from the hand drawings of our Director of F-ART, cut into moving parts so it can wheeze, wag and poop on you. Gold stars are new this season.

Maurice on the balcony, scorched and smoking, gripping the Siphon magnet
WELL DONEMaurice on the Siphon. Medium rare. Still holding on.
A mud-caked pickup full of armed rednecks with FOR GRAMPA! on the door
FOR GRAMPA!They came about the balcony. They brought the balcony a message.
A blue lowrider cruising past the balcony
LOW AND SLOWHydraulics, chrome, a grudge. Rolling by at a respectful speed.
A neighbor on her balcony filming with her phone
THE NEIGHBORFilming. Always filming. Now in HD.
A pink by fukulate neon glowing in the pawn shop window
THE MAKER'S MARKWe sign every street we ruin.
Rush hour: a tagged garbage truck, a lowrider and the beam all at once
RUSH HOUREverything, everywhere, all magnetic.
Jakey the seagull in flight
JAKEY (ALWAYS)Gull in flight. Has never landed. Has never missed.
Three squirrels in a trench coat and hat
THREE SQUIRRELS, ONE COATDo not look directly at the squirrels.
A street tree with a squirrel on the trunk
STILL LIFE WITH SQUIRRELIt is not still. It is plotting.

MEET THE DIRECTOR

DIRECTOR
OF
F-ART

Founder #001. He draws the filth by hand; we rig it, animate it and set it loose on a street full of things to steal. If something on screen makes you laugh and then feel bad about it, that's his work. Want him drawing for you? Ask Maurice.

MUSEUM RULES

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE MAGNET

  1. No trackers, no ads, no analytics. Nobody's watching you but the neighbors.
  2. Nothing loads from anybody else's servers. Not even the fonts.
  3. One cookie, to keep you signed in to the game. Not even the good kind.
  4. Every sound is synthesized in your browser. No audio files.
  5. Your email is only how the game knows your invite is yours. Nothing gets sent to it. "Delete my data" actually deletes it.

Exhibit No. 2 is still in the bag. Another game? More Maurice? Rip it open and tell him.

TELL MAURICE

What should be in the next crate? A game, a menace, a thing to steal. No email needed, and we don't keep who sent it.